I'm surprised at how much I don't know.
I created about 1000 credit card sized, laminated, edited cliff note versions of "The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich" in case I run into anybody in Valdese who needs to know what an actual Nazi is. Not really.
A few minutes ago I used a pair of scissors to pry apart some chocolate cookies that had melted together. It was not a good decision, and please don't tell my wife.
I find I'm cynical sometimes, but I'm not cynical enough to be a political cartoonist. Also, I can't really draw.
Whenever there's a movie about a dog, somebody's going to die.
Whenever there's a movie about Christmas, somebody's going to die.
I suppose I'd rather watch Bachelor Pad than be water boarded, but I'd have to think about it. No I don't. Somebody call Dick Cheney and let's get it over with.
I believe the worst day of summer was Sept 2nd or 3rd - it was hot & humid, then there was an afternoon thundershower, and then it got hotter and more humid. I'm thinking about that now, because it's 45-50 degrees cooler, and I'm pretty sure I don't like it.
If I had 1.9 million dollars in cash to spend, I could think of a lot of things to do with it other than buying a house in Costa Rica.
When I read over some of my older posts, I cringe. I suppose one day I'll read this and cringe.
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3 comments:
Lordy, sometimes you are sooo funny!
That explains the chocolate streaks on my hair! Plus, Bachelor Pad is done for this year - Michael and Holly won and agreed to split the prize. Holly fell in love with Blake, who got dumped by ... well, you know how that goes. Dogs dies much quicker or less quickly than we want, depending on the dog and circumstance.
I too would rather be water boarded than watch Bachelor Pad.
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